Why did you dump the person above you?
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she wouldnt stop licking my face for some reason0
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Hated that I had a Miley moment and decided to stick my tongue out at everything ;-;0
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I was Leary about where her tongue had been!
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Didn't believe that I wasn't trying to poison her. Jawbreakers aren't poisonous, I swear!0
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I accidentially called her by my mothers name0
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Her name was kangakev and I thought it would be too weird to yell out every night!
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she blew in my ear.....using a trumpet0
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Because everyone thought he was a bit too old for me.0
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She was far too pretty for me0
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Our dogs had a better sex life than we did.0
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He was always beggin0
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She didn't like my style of foreplay.0
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she whispered sweet nothings in my ear...using a bullhorn0
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He ate my butterfinger!0
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He would clip his toe nails at kitchen table.0
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Chose the Jeep over me lol0
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