Why did you dump the person above you?

siport

she bought unsmoked bacon for me !!!!

vasairiah

Doesn't think I'm smokin' hawt

GordieLaChance

I foolishly didn't pay enough attention to her because I was catching up on SportsCenter.

SugarBabyGirl

He was too busy watching SC. I got jealous.

MaxPower0102

Temporary insanity. What was I thinking?!?!?!?!?

Spnneil06

He was insane..danced around in a tutu and sports bra...hot in a strange way!

johnmurphymfp

because I wouldn't go commando

Spnneil06

he stole all of my underwear so I had to go commando! i got mad!

johnmurphymfp

Because she stole my underwear

Spnneil06

he had a underwear problem. He thought the lacy frillies were his, and I had to wear the box briefs! They weren't even my size!

johnmurphymfp

The lacy tickles... I liked it TO much. So I stole her underwear and kicked her out.

Spnneil06

sigh...i should have known better than to pick up a guy at Victoria Secret!

glenmchale

didn't like it when i ripped the VS underwear off her... had expensive underwear taste

N2Couture

My feet were too cold.

MaxPower0102

I couldn't figure out what to get her for Christmas, and I wanted to avoid the awkwardness

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too cheap to buy me a gift for Christmas!

WMDemetree

I could not afford her gifts anymore.

holagatita

didn't buy me anything

N2Couture

She never removed her shades.

La_Malfaisante

she didn't like my cat