Why did you dump the person above you?

sunshinesquared · February 2014

Her pants were shorter than mine

Sinisterly · February 2014

Had some magic that I couldn't describe. I stole her wand when I left. I think I'm safe!

Building_Bulk · February 2014

Was always stealing my stuff

khara2012 · February 2014

Insatiable!! It became too much work keeping up.

SugarBaby71 · February 2014

I was jealous of her cleavage

mudknuckles · February 2014

Did not stop at the safe word

cklbrown · February 2014

Stopped way before the safe word! (i would never dump you !)

Aparz1 · February 2014

She never wanted to drive in to Manhattan for a visit.... Whys it always have to be LI??

sixout · February 2014

she out partied me.

jtgcm · February 2014

Had more tattoos then me

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

She had one of those button noses. It was too cute and I couldn't take it.

IVMarkIV · February 2014

Face bangs were getting too "emo"...jk

Aparz1 · February 2014

Because I felt too self conscious around him

ChadPRun · February 2014

Got tired of her bragging about being faster than me

kimosabe1 · February 2014

he's a douche kabob....

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

He uses phrases like douche kabob

Building_Bulk · February 2014

She knew what a douche kabob was and I didn't .

sunshinesquared · February 2014

He found out what douche kabob was, but didn't tell me??

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

She wants to understand douche kabob

sunshinesquared · February 2014

I agree!!! And Chad isn't a douche kabob, whatever that may be!

mudknuckles · February 2014

She's a biter

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

@ jtownShe dumped me cause she agreed with me. She doesn't know what she wants!

MissMegannLee · February 2014

She's a biter

He stole all my chocolate covered strawberries.
Bad you. ):

ChadPRun · February 2014

I agree!!! And Chad isn't a douche kabob, whatever that may be!

Thanks jtown!

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

He's obsessed with Jtown.

ChadPRun · February 2014

She's too jealous!
Who's jtown? ????

sunshinesquared · February 2014

He wouldn't let me play tennis!!
@ Ashley....she kept changing all her posts!!

AmandaJordan79 · February 2014

Because she's cuter than me

dpwellman · February 2014

Wouldn't let me play badminton or lawn darts. . inside.

Look, any excuse to say "shuttlecock" a day is made.

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

He almost poked my eye out with the dart.

@ jtownShe always ninjas my posts so I have to change them.

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