Why did you dump the person above you?

1PatientBear

Wouldn't watch the Super Bowl.

BarbellBlondieRuns

He kept stealing my daughters jump rope and barbies.

Pinkee33

Too crazzee over the Superbowl! Yeah... No!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wouldn't go to Super bowl with me.

Inner_Goddess

He kept cheering for the seahawks

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Not true LOL. I am cheering for DEN.

mister_universe

wore a boobies shirt and expected me not to look.

Inner_Goddess

Lol! Not true! It's a complete attention getter for a cure!

Dumped him cuz his *kitten* is better than mine

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She keeps forgetting my name.

Fiery_Vixen

I felt he could crush me like a pop can at any second, which scares the crap out of me!

1PatientBear

She wouldn't shut up about the cornhuskers

amastre

Because he just couldn't meet my needs.

Inner_Goddess

She burnt the toast

CarolinaGirlinVA

She has better arms than me :P

Groovyca2022

She wouldn't run away with me...

_Terrapin_

she didn't love me long time...

AshleyM71

Afraid they would eat my face as I slept

PghPensFan69

Because she ate me in another thread

AshleyM71

I'm sorry. But you were mouth-wateringly delicious, if that helps! ????

PghPensFan69

I'm sorry. But you were mouth-wateringly delicious, if that helps! ????

So I've been told