Why did you dump the person above you?

Slendermike

She slept too much

mudknuckles

Farts

Slendermike

hair was everywhere

tlangenfeld

he was to grumpy

prime853

Too srs, pump and dump

RayF24

i didnt

Tenmidwest

Keeping it casual

sarahberger507

husband made me

Groovyca2022

wouldn't leave her husband

Zdehni

Didn't remove the croutons from my ceasar salad...

kcthatsme

He told me I was too old... :noway:

horsewhisper91

She thought I was crazy.

V0lver

she would start neighing in her sleep. I really tired to put up with it but..

mudknuckles

Brought the horse to bed.

horsewhisper91

Wouldn't let me bring the horse to bed. XD

Fiery_Vixen

Wouldn't let me ride her pretty pony!!! :grumble:

ashleyblossom1

@ horsewhisper Spent too much alone time with the horse in bed

horsewhisper91

@ horsewhisper Spent too much alone time with the horse in bed

What! She doesn't like being in two feet of snow. And the old barn makes funny sounds.:frown:

Didn't accept me for who I am. XD

Sinisterly

Tried to whisper me .-.

I'm not a horse, I'm a cow, thank you.

mudknuckles

ridiculous udders

ashleyblossom1

@ sinisterly She moos in the shower

Sinisterly

Didn't like my singing.

SaintGiff

Stabbed me with an ice pick. Twice. I let it slide the first time.

ashleyblossom1

Is crazy enough to get stabbed with an ice pick twice. wth?

bheathfit

Threatened me with Sinisterly's ice pic.:frown:

ashleyblossom1

Cause I cause you in bed with horsewhispers horse!

V0lver

wouldnt stop talking about bestiality

bheathfit

@ Ashley

She doesn't like being in two feet of snow. And the old barn makes funny sounds.

mudknuckles

Slightly more ambiguous than average.

SaintGiff

Kept doing weird Lewis Black impressions.