Why did you dump the person above you?

Mygsds

More mysterious than me

mudknuckles

I refuse to sleep with horses any more, it's too far to walk ever time you want to kiss them.

Sinisterly

Had some kinky secrets in his closet I wasn't aware of!!

TattooedNici

Ate all of my twinkies!

mudknuckles

thought a hard drive was a difficult trip...

YaninaLabia

Referred his package as his hard drive

V0lver

Clearly i lost all logic and reasoning

TattooedNici

I wasn't "warrior" enough for him. Go figure.

EverlastBoston

Got jealous!!

Sinisterly

Wouldn't let me watch The Aristocats in peace!!!

TattooedNici

Wouldn't watch anything else.

akomantoso

Too much of a flirt, and refused to share her twinkies.

brewji

Liked crunchy cheetos better than puffy cheetos...I couldn't take it!

TattooedNici

Left cheetoh dust everywhere!

akomantoso

Liked crunchy cheetos better than puffy cheetos...I couldn't take it!

Wrong, you just assumed that, I don't like cheesy snacks at all, which really is a good thing because it means you don't have to share.

AtHomeFitness4U

Always tried to get out of sharing

AshleyM71

He never did like taking photos of himself

SaintGiff

As if I would

Groovyca2022

He is still in love with AshleyM71

kangakev

she caught me crossdressing

daniellabella986

used too many of my good clothes to crossdress

SaintGiff

Was only with me because she could always see her reflection in my sunglasses.

Groovyca2022

He claimed my cooking was making him GAIN weight.

ashleyblossom1

Didn't know she was an awful cook

kangakev

she wouldn't join me in my ballet lessons

V0lver

would do that painful move where he would lift me by placing one hand on my junk

asaw00

Always complaining about his junk!

1PatientBear

Complained about her junk at least once every 30 days

asaw00

Always drunk

jjennyb4

Never wanted to leave the bar