Why did you dump the person above you?
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She found where I hid the batteries and replaced them with Folgers Instant Coffee thinking I wouldn't notice.0
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As if hiding the batteries weren't bad enough he hid the cookies0
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she just wouldn't ride in my spaceship0
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She doesn't really kiss bears0
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I was jealous of her pets0
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She kept scratching the wooden floors with those heals of hers.0
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he only wanted to be in the snow. brrrrrrrrrrr!0
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She stole all my peanut butter!0
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Wouldn't share her wine0
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he was a peanut butter hater0
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Ate all my peanut butter.0
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didn't wanna date me in the first place lol0
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only wanted to date on the beach.0
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Wanted to bring me to body building competitions weekly.0
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Would eat all my chocolate kisses0
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Spent all the rent money on kisses.0
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Tells awful, horrible, terrible, very not true lies about my treatment of bacon!0
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She ate all my bacon, wouldn't leave anything for me.0
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He beat me in arm wrestling @fattyman0
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