Why did you dump the person above you?

Fiery_Vixen

Couldn't handle the rough stuff lol

angelzxy321

refused to loan me her pretty black dress

GinNJuice75

Doesnt have a penis! lol

funforsports

Only cared about my pen!s.

charliex2202

he wasnt into bondage

Babsie777

Thought tazing me was foreplay

@ Saint... Isn't it???

@Charlie - she wanted to use duct tape!

Sinisterly

Because she had a scary resemblance to Amanda Seyfried, so I often thought of Lovelace and cried.

Babsie777

Couldn't handle my stardom and asking for my autograph every where we went.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she got arrested every week.

lookinggoodkel

he looked at himself more than me

Inner_Goddess

the wings freak me out

logicman69

She kept demanding that I worship her.

lookinggoodkel

he sang all the time even when i was trying to sleep

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Couldn't fit her wings in my bed.

ThinkInOregon

Spent his time thinking of angels.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Got stuck in cartoon network.

lookinggoodkel

looked fitter than me

funforsports

Tried to bring me to neverland

softncudly

I wasn't athletic enough.

Lovely_077

@funforsports... NNEEEVVVEEERRR!!!! lol

@poster above, sat outside while there was lightening

RockWarrior84

always stole my shirts

Inner_Goddess

wouldn't let me borrow a shirt

DainaLC

refused to put on pants

DJManos

Keeps moving the mirrors and seat in my truck without putting them back.

DainaLC

wouldn't let me drive his truck anymore

solarpower03

Preferred to drive truck rather than to be in my Aston Martin

charliex2202

he stole my skittles constantly

funforsports

Would not share her goods.

Groovyca2022

Told lies about me....kick!

funforsports

Couldn't agree on the Broncos future.