Why did you dump the person above you?

serialifter

Cuz she out ran me

CometMeebru

cause he takes selfies... while at the gym, taking up space infront of the DB's and not even lifting

srr728

he kept ruining the shirts i bought him like the incredible hulk

jeets888

Apparently you bought people shirts but i got nada ...... that just aint right - look, i even ended up buying a 'pinkish' one hahahahahaha :noway:

Groovyca2022

He wouldn't share his beer.

Babsie777

She said I wasn't "groovy" enough for her.

tlangenfeld

kept trying to be groovier then everyone else

SaintGiff

Never smiled. One of us has to be happy, and it ain't gonna be me.

therealblackdahlia

he wouldn't take off his sunglasses...I began to wonder if he had x-ray eyes!

lookinggoodkel

her boobs looked better in that top than mine

Babsie777

Always kept her head tilted to one side.

lookinggoodkel

she didn't understand my head tilted was me looking at her lovely smile

jjennyb4

She smiled to much

HunterKiller_deleted

Because i went insane!

FreshKrisKreash

he cheated on me with jjennyb4

HunterKiller_deleted

I didn't. She dumped me.

therealblackdahlia

he said I wasn't buff enough

funforsports

Drank beer from a wine glass.

Babsie777

He didn't understand that drinking beer from a wine glass cut down on calorie intake... I was doing it all for him... geesh..

Building_Bulk

Drank all my beer

DainaLC

Didn't bring enough beer

therealblackdahlia

was always happy..and I'm a bit gloomy...two ships in the night!

kung_fu_red

Because her boobs were bigger than mine.

Babsie777

her boobs were too small

funforsports

Only let women play with her boobs.

asaw00

Wanted to play with everyones boobs

funforsports

She ate her peas one pea at a time.

DreamOfSunshine

always looked cutier than me on our pics ... :embarassed:

brewji

She found out why I spend so much time in the hardware store, buying duct tape, rope, and other restraint devices

kung_fu_red

Rope burn.