Why did you dump the person above you?

Tight_Fit

She looked better in glasses than I did

aww

Groovyca2022

She wouldn't share the chocolate.

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Tight_Fit

Psh clearly a prude if I had to watch porn! :laugh:

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

she could only last 4 hrs at a time

arwacky

He offered my massage to someone else..

Building_Bulk

She was only using me for my candy

arwacky

He wanted me to care about him...uhhh CANDY!!!!

Building_Bulk

Everything was about her

anro86

He wouldn't look me in the eyes.

Tight_Fit

All she ever wanted to do was talk!

ChadPRun

Wouldnt let me talk

tlcarolinagirl

Wouldn't let me tie him up and have my wicked way

Tight_Fit

She didn't believe in safe words

ChadPRun

Made me use safe words

tonafoto

cause I'm not gay?

Gameofthrone

the age difference was buggin' me

bigbarnold

she kept finding my chocolate stash

asaw00

pyromaniac

Building_Bulk

She was always so private I couldn't get to know her

sunshinesquared

He was constantly taking pictures of me!

Building_Bulk

She couldn't understand the difference between a camera and video recorder

arwacky

He got the wrong candy!!! Who likes mini Reese's cups??? Mini???? The ratio is sooooo off!!!

sunshinesquared

He wouldn't show me his barn! ????

arwacky

She's obsessed with barns and idk if I can fulfill that for her

ken_hogan

She was obsessed with people that are obsessed with barns.

arwacky

He never really knew me and my obsession. :frown:

totaldetermination

She was constantly saying that she dumped her ex-es when clearly it was the other way around.

bloozen

I could barely remember their face

phillrn

He wouldn't share his drink!