Why did you dump the person above you?

therealblackdahlia

she kept putting me in a cage

carrysa

she kept trying to get out of the cage...some ppl dont like to have fun..sheesh

therealblackdahlia

we couldn't agree on the 'cage' rules!

lucille_heather

Kept hogging the mirror

KelARita7

She got all the attention

BrokenButBeautiful

I found out she was a she. :-(

Emadzzzz

she microwaved my hamster

runnergirl0721

he kept his hamster in the microwave

Mrsallypants

she prefers smaller sized men (not height)

DainaLC

His eyes were prettier than mine!

FoxBean

She was just too much to handle!

runnergirl0721

it was mutual..both decided we liked men better...but we are still friends :flowerforyou:

Miz_Sparklez

She always gives me those eyes

cricket_77

She wasn't kinky enough

Mario_Az

wouldn't let me take my selfie

Jason3589

decided he wasn't my type after all

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Wouldn't let me have his hat.

Building_Bulk

I couldn't keep up with her candy demands

DainaLC

He's beating me at word games!

tomwatso

Drank all my best booze.

DainaLC

He got me drunk!

sugarkissprincess

Always had prettier hair then me, got tired of feeling like I couldn't look good next to her

DainaLC

Wouldn't let me bounce quarters off of her butt anymore!

Chieflrg

Give n take relationship...

TheFisherKing

He would NOT stop taking selfies, even at my parents' funerals!!!

NoMoreStretchyPants

He stole my guitar and sold it on eBay

Emadzzzz

she's still not over the guy who stole her guitar

NoMoreStretchyPants

she's still not over the guy who stole her guitar

:laugh:
He supports the wrong soccer team

bigbarnold

Cause I said soccer wasn't a sport! (don't hit me)

SugarBaby71

He just didn't understand real sports.