Why did you dump the person above you?

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Tight_Fit

He was always cheating when we played board games.

asaw00

slept with his guitar

srr728

wouldnt let me have ice cream for breakfast

zoober

found ice cream cone criumbs in bed

methodman78

His beard tickled me too much

runnergirl0721

He tried to make me get a tattoo and i hate needles

Tight_Fit

@ methodman

When we weren't at the gym we we're always at the tattoo shop..

Who am I kidding.. Marry me?!

asaw00

Married

methodman78

@ methodman

When we weren't at the gym we we're always at the tattoo shop..

Who am I kidding.. Marry me?!

i'm probably too old for you but sure, as long as I can have ink instead of a ring

Aparz1

Because he was always flexing in our pics

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Jotis1983

He tasted like provolone cheese smells...

canadafats

She pees in the shower.

Jotis1983

She pees in the shower.

Who doesn't?

His wife tried to kill me with a golf club....

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Tight_Fit

He wouldn't let me play with Jotis anymore

itsfatum

She kept smirking like that even when I told her my dog died. Heartless!

DainaLC

I loved his dog more, rest in peace!

Twisted_Wrister

Way more into soccer than hockey

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DainaLC

Wanted me to spend the night in his cave.

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srr728

he confessed and said he was afraid of the dark

segastler

Kept referring to my lady parts as his cave.

sunshinesquared

Caves are cold...

wub726

She wouldn't share her ice cream.

_Calypso_

He took the wheels off my bike so he could win the race!! :grumble:

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victal

Kept asking me to pull his finger