Why did you dump the person above you?

running4thehigh

couldn't handle her awesomeness.

V0lver

She grew her hair long so she could go topless at the beach

L4manski

he was so much more muscular than me...

firfeous

he never blinked. like ever.

EddieHaskell97

She accused me of mixing it up with Chiquita Banana.

ImaWaterBender

He took my banana.

:explode:

L4manski

My banana wasn't enough for her

Miz_Sparklez

He liked to squish bananas

msbunnie68

She had a banana phobia

cheekym7

She would only wear striped shirts and on occassion reffered to herself as waldo.

L4manski

She was always looking for msbunnie68...

AshleyM71

He stole my glasses

solarpower03

Liar! I didn't dump!

L4manski

He couldn't handle the truth

Twisted_Wrister

Always told the truth...I just couldn't handle the criticism

Train4Foodz

Turned into a guy overnight... just couldn't have that

ImaWaterBender

He had better abs than me.

cheekym7

she just couldn't keep her legs in her pants

Train4Foodz

She dyed my hair green in the night

Guns_N_Buns

I felt like I was robbing the cradle

L4manski

She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...

Train4Foodz

I felt like I was robbing the cradle

lol whaaaaaaa... You're only 3 years older than me you know? haha

MichelleAymond

@L4manski

he wouldn't let me braid his goatee....i mean, i didn't expect him to go out in public that way, i just wanted to play!

Lyssa54

He wasn't up to the challenge of playing out my fantasies

BigDaddyD72

Because I realized I'm really old and I'm more than twice her age.

Guns_N_Buns

She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...

lmao. for the record - the bikinis match.

L4manski

She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...

lmao. for the record - the bikinis match.

Sure they do...lol

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Didn't know if bikinis matched or not!

L4manski

Didn't like my mismatched bikinis...

ImaWaterBender

Took all my bikinis to the thrift store!