Why did you dump the person above you?

elleloch

Wouldn't shave

blukitten

Doesnt like trees?

Fittykitty11

Hugs trees

tristan299

Her hair was always in my eyes

Twisted_Wrister

Insisted I shave my head

Guns_N_Buns

never shaved

L4manski

Wanted me to shave my goatee

KelARita7

Would not shave the goatee

Swaggs51

hated bc i was always right

L4manski

Would not shave the goatee

Kelly112582, I would for you... lol

StacyRenee77

he tried picking my boogers in public

Guns_N_Buns

She had way too much plegm

gettin2fit2quit

Spent all the rent money on bathing suits

_Calypso_

Never took me shopping

sugarandspice27

Looks better than me in a bikini, also her husband was constantly jealous of our relationship. Too much drama. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Guns_N_Buns

she still watched cartoons

katiemcguffin

Hated Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Twisted_Wrister

Preferred Mickey Mouse Clubhouse over Jake and the Neverland Pirates...dealbreaker

AshleyM71

Cut in line running

funforsports

Wow wow wow, I thought she broke up with me.

Saucy_lil_Minx

He kept on watching his sporting events, and would never flip over to mine

JBfoodforlife

She couldnt stop pinching my cheeks all the time!...

Fittykitty11

Because he wouldnt change his screen name to FBKittyfor life. Food addictions break relationships.

lirirod

she was obsessed with screen names

glenmchale

wouldn't take her shades off even at night

Saucy_lil_Minx

I forgot to bring him his drink with a little wiggle in my walk... :drinker:

Train4Foodz

She filled a bath with Piranhas and 'forgot' to tell me -_-

Saucy_lil_Minx

Ouch! That he could think I was so cruel to have done that too him.

I was simply cleaning the fish tank, and had no where else to go with them.

How was I to know he would just jump in without looking?

leericle

Simply too much fun.

rileamoyer

He has too many girlfriends.