Why did you dump the person above you?

Addis_Daddy12

Bunnie, its not you, its me

TadaGanIarracht

Because no one puts bunnie in a corner.

bigbarnold

She loathed me

TadaGanIarracht

He didn't loathe me hard enough.

PurringMyrrh

He smelled like cream cheese

FeedTheWolf

She loofah'd me.

PurringMyrrh

Damn you fast posters! *shakes fist*

TadaGanIarracht

She tried eating my flesh. I'm rather fond of it.

cannej

She had this weird disease that turned her skin red and green :P

bigbarnold

Because she made fun of people with rotting flesh.

lewoldt

She insisted on being and upside down Y

Phoenix__Rising

He told me my deodorant quit working! the shame! :sad:

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

She kept giving me the evil eye.

liftingandstuff

I dumped her....that's news to me....LOL

runningagainstmyself

He took issue with my erotica collection.

Phoenix__Rising

Obsession with bleep-bleep.

[tried to say *****cats]

TadaGanIarracht

Because she farted in bed.

gil_u

She killed my tamagotchi

Phoenix__Rising

Because she farted in bed.

You told me you didn't mind.

TadaGanIarracht

That isn't the real reason I broke up with you. I didn't think you wanted everyone to know about the affair.

Phoenix__Rising

But you liked to watch!

TadaGanIarracht

It was fine when it was just about sex but then you told her you loved her! :sad:

bigbarnold

Because I just read this post! CHEATER

TadaGanIarracht

But I left her! :sad:

This thread sucks.

Addis_Daddy12

because she is sleeping with 2 or 3 other people obviously

TadaGanIarracht

Because he was a party pooper.

Addis_Daddy12

I was only upset because I haad to be the one holding the video camera

Phoenix__Rising

She set me up so I would screw up .. then she broke my heart after I did everything to make her happy.

TadaGanIarracht

She knew my plan and still followed through.

Phoenix__Rising

But it was so much fun .. you know .. it was, admit it.