Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • ChadPRun
    ChadPRun Posts: 735
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    Has anger issues
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Has anger issues

    And memory issues....she totally forgot about the crackers and who was in the bed.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Ate crackers in bed and didn't share.

    I... I don't eat crackers....


    WHO WAS IN THE BED DAMMIT?!?!?!?! :explode: :explode:

    The people you wouldn't share the crackers with. I thought that was a given. :tongue:
  • finallylean
    finallylean Posts: 553 Member
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    Kept telling me that my belly was in the way!
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
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    Because she never took me seriously...I was just arm candy....
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    She brought home another women, twice.
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Hated sugar.... preferred everything so sour..
  • DJLMB
    DJLMB Posts: 43 Member
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    Because she refused to believe there was an evil monkey in my closet.
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she wasn't into ladies
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
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    She wasn't into men. (I have no idea if that is true or not)
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
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    He was always making incorrect assumptions :wink:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
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    @AthleticForties Spent 40 hours a week doing indoor rock climbing and called it his "job" .. oh and then I realized I wasn't gay too, that came into play as well..

    @Therealblackdahlia Kept stealing my eye black for my Football games and using it for her makeup
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
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    He kept stealing all my food
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
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    He kept stealing all my food

    Hey you, get back to work ! *cracks the whip*

    @Iron_Miss_Canada .. she kept all her amazing tasty foods to herself and left me the chicken and broccoli .. then laughed in my face about it :indifferent:

    Hurt my feelings ..
  • NinstonBiller
    NinstonBiller Posts: 69 Member
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    Iron_miss_canada
    I loved her, i really did, She was assertive and strong ( I value those things in a woman) but she always wanted to visit Canada to see her family and i'm a Florida boy... we don't do cold. I'll miss you boo.
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
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    He was always better dressed than me..
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
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    I didn't
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
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    Smelled too much like a monkeys butt.

    He didn't like my smells. :sad:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Smelled too much like a monkeys butt.

    He didn't like my smells. :sad:

    She died in 1947, hence the smells.

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