Why did you dump the person above you?

Rochelle951

Kept flirting with my friends

RunnerStephe

Wouldn't flirt

HalfwayGone

Wouldn't stop climbing trees

kittyzilla86

because he/she is the one who knocks...

mstaser

She kept putting the toilet paper on backwards. OVER THE TOP

Phoenix__Rising

He laughed at me lifting.

chrisram88

she dropped that thun thun thun

L4manski

I didn't know what thun thun thun meant...

mblair1968

He couldn't explain to me, what thun, thun, thun meant.

Phoenix__Rising

He couldn't explain to me, what thun, thun, thun meant.

He took a short cut when we ran. :grumble:

breakyoface

Because I realized I like men better.

CharlieMurtagh

wasnt my type

Phoenix__Rising

wasnt my type

She failed to tell me I wasn't her type.:brokenheart:

Rochelle951

We were to much alike ; )

wildrose53

She wouldn't let me eat crackers in bed.

CPrun1

Because I always had to sleep in cracker crumbs! and she wouldn't share!!!!

srv524

"Crackers" weren't what I thought they were

Phoenix__Rising

He taunted me with crackers and he knew my diary went red!

CPrun1

she had multiple pictures..i mean personalities

Phoenix__Rising

she had multiple pictures..i mean personalities

All the better for our role playing.

Rochelle951

"Crackers" weren't what I thought they were

Wondering what he THOUGHT those white spots were lol

CPrun1

she tried to pass her dandruff off as cracker crumbs

Rochelle951

Mistaken my dandruff from the lent off his balls

Phoenix__Rising

She threw out my favorite heels. Told me they made me too tall. :sad:

srv524

She also threw out my favorite heels

slr90

Didn't meet the gazillion hugs a day required

_Tink_

She wanted too many hugs

mstaser

Couldn't get her off me.

SweetestDisaster

only wanted to go hunting

mstaser

Didn't give me anything to hunt for