Why did you dump the person above you?
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She stole my pop tarts0
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Everytime I went to ger get a pop tart............ gone!!!! :frown: :noway:0
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For being too sexy0
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He looks better in my hat
Wait, What? YOUR hat? No wonder I dumped you - you kept trying to steal MY hat!0 -
Cuz he doesn't have the moves like jagger0
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Cause she does have the moves like Jagger0
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because he was getting too jealous of my Jagger-like moves.0
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Because he a man with better hair than me makes me insecure *chokes back tears*0
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Iowa. 'nuff said.0
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He was grouchy.0
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Because now SHE has better hair than me. Smh cut it off woman!0
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Because she told Crimson to cut her hair.0
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Because chocolate is NOT the answer.
Hair chopping in 3...2...0 -
Because she was too photogenic0
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She looks at me as if I did something wrong....all the time.0
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She wouldn't look me in the eyes when I was talking to her0
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The kept taking the cape off0
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She didn't want me to go out with friends0
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purple aint my slurple0
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He said slurple too much0
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