Why did you dump the person above you?

burning2much

she was always teasing me....

AliceSwarthout

99 years old...

FrozenSongBird

She couldnt tie the ropes tight enough :devil:

TexasOFT76

I couldn't melt her

La_Malfaisante

was too mean

EddieHaskell97

She has nicer cheekbones than I do, and I just couldn't handle it.

Swaggs51

couldnt handle all this swagg

SugarBaby71

By "swag" he actually meant "swagger" and well... it was too much

_Figgzie_

she could squat more than me

StacyRenee77

He wouldn't let me ride his pony

JBfoodforlife

She said the pony ride was too long...

mstaser

@stacy
Could only handle a pony. I can only give a stallion

StacyRenee77

lol!! The stallion wasn't always limber

mstaser

lol!! The stallion wasn't always limber

You're right, it was always hard.

StacyRenee77

he chased me around with a constant boner

JBfoodforlife

She didnt like being chased around...

srv524

He never chased me

laynerich15

green makes me sad

StacyRenee77

he laughed at my muffin top

SugarBaby71

She said she had a muffin top but it was a lie

sissiluv

They were too sweet for me to handle!

mstaser

She stole my lucky charms

littlebutlean

@sissiluv Because I kept trying to tell her that I could not live in a place like Salmon Arm but she wouldn't listen ..

Phoenix__Rising

@littlebutlean: All my friends were after him. It was stressful.

laynerich15

don't date cartoons

Phoenix__Rising

He didn't realize I was real.

srv524

She wasn't what her profile picture showed

Phoenix__Rising

He was much too serious.

littlebutlean

She was always jealous when I slept with her friends, I mean really?? Share and share-a-like .. that's what I always say!

PurringMyrrh

Because fit boys shouldn't associate with fat girls. I was merely protecting his reputation.