Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    I don't know what happened. she dumped me and never gave me a reason.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    He said I lifted too light.
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    She needed to be able to "lift" more
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Didn't spot me
  • WaKay
    WaKay Posts: 314
    Didn't like my spots
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Her spots were important.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    She didn't do the Sharon Stone act from Basic Instincts
  • luvcookiemonster
    luvcookiemonster Posts: 237
    He told me he was 15 yrs younger than he actually is.
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    She was just using me to become a US citizen
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    He was a thread killer.:tongue:
  • Chrystine71
    Chrystine71 Posts: 224
    Found out he was married with 4 kids
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    She wouldn't commit.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    For looking for committment
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    He tried to make a sweater out of me
  • Chrystine71
    Chrystine71 Posts: 224
    Kept getting a mouthful of fur, lol
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    For scolding me over my donuts that I hid long ago.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She couldn't agree with me that after-church donuts are the best donuts!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She couldn't agree with me that after-church donuts are the best donuts!


    Yeah but he didn't stop me at my first dozen!
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    She ate donuts in front of me all the time and I have celiac.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    I kept calling her "wheatie" instead of sweetie all the time
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    His smile is bigger than mine
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    His smile is bigger than mine

    I would not, could not dump this girl.

    I would not dump her from a car

    I would not dump her in a bar

    I would not could not dump this pearl

    I would not could not dump this girl
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    He wouldn't dump his other girl.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    His smile is bigger than mine

    I would not, could not dump this girl.

    I would not dump her from a car

    I would not dump her in a bar

    I would not could not dump this pearl

    I would not could not dump this girl
    :flowerforyou: flattered
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    She was flattered by bad Dr. Seuss rip-offs... :)
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Refused to spot me on the bench
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    He wore his baseball cap backward, then squinted into the sun using his hand to shield his eyes.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She didn't run fast enough [From the zombies]. :wink:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She believed in zombies
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    @Jacques

    He has the same name as my dead cat and it made me sad.

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