Why did you dump the person above you?

Options
1…485486488490491…1091

Replies

  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Options
    Too serious
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Options
    I couldn't take her giggle when we were watching tv
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    Options
    found out he's married...and he's a he.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Options
    Why so serious?...*tickle*tickle*. Can't get her to smile.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Options
    She hid my tablet so I'd stay offline.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Options
    She think the tablet I'm using is hers?...MINE!...=)
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    Options
    got me to smile
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Options
    She left the cap off the toothpaste!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Options
    She reminds me of an old mfp friend....so sad.
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    Options
    Forgot to bring me coffee in the morning
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Options
    Never let me forget if I forgot something...
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Options
    Out shredded me
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,006 Member
    Options
    She said STAR WARS was lame★★☆☆★★
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Options
    Wanted me to dress like Boba Fett during sex...
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
    Options
    He was way to male for my liking.. just couldn't get past this 0_o
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Options
    Caught him trying on my dresses.
  • PinchofGlitter
    PinchofGlitter Posts: 67 Member
    Options
    I was tired of not being the prettiest one in the relationship :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
    Options
    could not go to the pub legally
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Options
    He wouldn't leave the pub before closing time.
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    Options
    every night she'd burn herself alive and in the morning be reborn anew from the ashes, it was a constant lottery who would appear the next day and then there was all the cleaning up of the ashes, and the smoke damage to the ceilings cost a fortune to repair....

Categories