Why did you dump the person above you?

QuiznatoddBidness

Kept using my toothbrush as a personal "massager"

Phoenix__Rising

lmao!!


He sang to Annie in the car .. people stared.

QuiznatoddBidness

Would NOT wear the Annie wig and dress I got her

Phoenix__Rising

Asked if we could roleplay Annie, he wanted to be Sandy! :huh:

QuiznatoddBidness

Asked if we could roleplay Annie, he wanted to be Sandy! :huh:

Okay my turn to lmao ... well played

Distracted me during vacation.

Phoenix__Rising

Didn't enjoy my sexy lingere .. on me.

lewoldt

She couldn't keep up with me in bed :laugh: JK

ilfaith

He never wanted to get out of bed

airdale8263

She never wanted to go to Sweet Holly for a cupcake

AshleyM71

Her skinny, model body kept blowing out of bed when I had the fan on.

Gameofthrone

She only wanted me for my body

LegendaryOrange

She forced me to watch the World Cup.

Bageeeta

I didn't like the color orange?

Phoenix__Rising

I preferred an organic man, who liked orange!

Bageeeta

:sad:

Phoenix__Rising

You're supposed to dump me. :huh:

Bageeeta

I can't I still upset from being dumped....



Ok Shes just mean!

Phoenix__Rising

He called me mean but he was always telling me I looked awful so .. ?

airdale8263

She was always telling me I did not care

Phoenix__Rising

He didn't care. :noway:

Megan101792

maxed out my vs credit card

Phoenix__Rising

Took all the VS and hid it.

vasairiah

Doesn't share her vs stash!

lewoldt

She buttered her toast on the wrong side

jennifer_417

He wouldn't butter my toast...

Ali_momof2

She wouldn't even butter her own toast.

msbunnie68

she wouldn't make me toast.

airbearlover

She renovated the master bath when I was gone. The walls became mirrors. Id admire myself too if I looked that good. But for the time being it was just akward. 0_0

funforsports

Expected a surprise every tone she came home.

stuart160

The fact that he was a man, wad too much of a surprise to spring on me