Why did you dump the person above you?
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Expected me to share chocolate0
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Keeps resurrecting old threads...0
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He didn't like this thread and it's my favorite! Super Funny!!! :bigsmile:0
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She wouldn't stop staring at me0
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She??? or He was always uncomfortable when I would gaze into their eyes!0
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@inyoureyes
She wore a bikini to my fathers funeral. No, it doesn't matter that it was black! But yes, i have to admit that she did look smoking in it though..0 -
He would always mistake me for his other girlfriend, the one who wears bikinis all of the time.
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Because I said she looks like Bebe Neuwirth.0
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He would always mistake me for his other girlfriend, the one who wears bikinis all of the time.
She was just way to funny for me!
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Because I said she looks like Bebe Neuwirth.
Because he would always call me Bebe, and that wasn't my name!
and there's no resemblance there btw 0 -
Because her eyes produced lasers and she burned down our apartment0
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He got all mad when I burned down our apartment and didn't get the clue that I wanted a better place!0
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her eyes were prettier than mine!0
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She didn't like tacos0
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her eyes were prettier than mine!
No Way Sweetheart! You are Stunning! and your eyes are way prettier than mine! :flowerforyou:
Because she was always trying to fatten me up with tacos! 0 -
She wouldn't share her taco with me0
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She kept leaving sexy underwear out when friends came over0
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He was always mean to me.0
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She'd always complain about my attitude :grumble:0
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She made made call he "Fabulous".0
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She made made call he "Fabulous".
She refused to come into the technicolor world!!!0 -
He wouldn't stop thinking about things...I mean he thought about EvERYTHING!0
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She couldn't appreciate my intellect!0
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I couldn't stand the competition for fairest one of all.0
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She thought I was too clingy...meh!0
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I couldn't compete with the cat.0
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She kept thinking my dog was a cat!0
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She stole the covers. And to make matters worse, she put them on e-bay!!!0
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He hated what I had to do to support him!0
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She hogged the curling iron0
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