Why did you dump the person above you?

queenierz

She gave lipsticks to my dogs.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like when I tried to make her dogs look beautiful :happy:

ThisCanadian

She was obsessed with dogs.

jacques57

She gave everyone tongue but me

c_aw

he only wore tuxes.

valkaree

She always wanted to be out doing stuff and I wanted to stay home and cuddle

_Tink_

He was a hermit.

QuiznatoddBidness

granny panties

Saucy_lil_Minx

Because he could not count to eleventeen

ThisCanadian

She wouldn't share her famously shoes

narchuleta

She always made weird faces at me.

runnergirl0721

She wouldn't let me make my weird faces at anyone

c_aw

never wore pants

Saucy_lil_Minx

She kept running, and making faces at the same time! I was afraid she would run into another parked car. When I told her this, she just mad a face at me, and kept running!!!

I got tired!!

jacques57

She was pretty n' all, but never succinct.

_Tink_

He kept catching on fire

Organicgasm

I realized she was outta my league

ThisCanadian

she never let me win dance dance revolution

Saucy_lil_Minx

Coz her lil brat pic was way cuter than my lil brat pic! ~~stomps foot~~ not fair!! ~~crosses arms & pouts~~~

_Tink_

She was such a brat!

ThisCanadian

I was too jealous of dem abs.

QuiznatoddBidness

kept licking me. at first it was awesome, but it eventually got to be weird.

alipene

Got fed up looking at myself

jacques57

I drew the line when she wanted to use real spurs.

00Allie00

He forgot that my hair was flammable!

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sugarkissprincess

liked wearing my shirts

TexasOFT76

She didn't appreciate my serenading

KristopherK1

Her screen name gave me diabetes

@sugar

CharlieMurtagh

I just couldn't get him to smile