Why did you dump the person above you?
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He had a clothing optional lifestyle0
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She wanted me to color my hair red. That actually IS a deal breaker for me.0
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She didn't want to embrace her inner Jessica Rabbit0
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We always fought about blondes having more fun.0
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She leftover shoes in the middle of the room and I tripped over them and bumped my head and realized she had potatoes in her closet...
Wait what was this about?0 -
I didn't. I couldn't. She dumped me because I had horrid table manners/0
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Yes, they were horrible.
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She didn't like me eating at the table0
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We kept wanting to wear the same outfit anytime we would go anywhere.0
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ugh!!! She'd always wear my clothes!0
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She kept pointing out my shortcomings and comparing me to George Clooney0
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he had a mustache. Otherwise he was cute0
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He burned half of our house practising magic tricks with fire.0
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I found his lack of beard disturbing - whoops
She kept yelling at me when I'd order chicken wings0 -
I found his lack of beard disturbing
It's true.0 -
@BeardedYoung, my 9 year old would like me to tell you that she thinks you are cute with your mustache.
I dumped him because he got mad when he caught me wearing his fez.0 -
He wouldn't grow a beard for me0
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Awww shucks.... I'm flattered.
I just grew this for you!!!0 -
Too much hair... Couldent find his lips. lol...0
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She said it's the beard or me.... I miss her0
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He was always hiding chicken wings inside his beard... for later0
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Beard envy.0
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She kept stealing chicken wings from my beard and eating them
Her voice was a little horse
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She was also dating a horse, I couldn't stand the competition!0
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She used my mustache wax to wax her eyebrows0
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Let's be honest.... no ones dumping me.0
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Because he was so into himself! :bigsmile: 0
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Because she underestimated my awesomeness and sarcasm :laugh:0
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Because his beard gave me a rash0
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Because she blamed that rash on me0
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