Why did you dump the person above you?

JtKeil · October 2014

He cried at the end of Beaches

assthetik · October 2014

i was crying because i was cutting onions. She completely ignored me

Unknown · October 2014

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JtKeil · October 2014

I got jealous of her boobs.

_Figgzie_ · October 2014

because she's 12

JtKeil · October 2014

He was always calling me a liar and my feelings suffered as a result

RunnerStephe · October 2014

Wanted to stay in bed.

lunalee84 · October 2014

He preferred to ride his bike over...

Hockey_Winger · October 2014

She kept telling her friends how bad our dates were

And she ate all the cookies

RunnerStephe · October 2014

Gave up my bike!

Anahita_Swims · October 2014

I supported a different hockey team (go panthers)

RunnerStephe · October 2014

Ouch!

Unknown · October 2014

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RunnerStephe · October 2014

but those aren't crumbs

Hockey_Winger · October 2014

He took the urns of my former dogs

Unknown · October 2014

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RunnerStephe · October 2014

chocolate syrup

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RunnerStephe · October 2014

LOL!!

territhefrog · October 2014

Cooties!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · October 2014

she would lick frogs for the psychotropic effect and then tell people she was Jesus and could cure the blind, poking them in the eyes and them handing them Visine. It cost me my job at the last Christmas party!

territhefrog · October 2014

He couldn't remember his own name. I ended up calling him Fred.

TheresaC928 · October 2014

She was obsessed with peeing.

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

She teased me about my weak bladder!

Spnneil06 · October 2014

She peed her pants alot!!!! Okay here and there..but not three times a day!!!!!!!!!!!!

assthetik · October 2014

after our amazing first date, she sent me a selfie from her bathroom in which i spotted a Preparation H tube sitting there on the slab. I just couldnt...