Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    He would not let me borrow his hat. :(
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She borrowed my hat and wouldn't give it back. :(
  • starseed777
    starseed777 Posts: 221 Member
    He wouldn't give up wearing those darn hats!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She registered with the Tea Party
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She registered with the Tea Party

    Yup. That'd end it right there. :grumble:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    he didn't like my sweet tea....
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She insisted on trying to make me drink sweet tea.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    He wouldn't let me wear his Fedora
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She stopped talking to me.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    She stopped talking to me.

    I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man :tongue: )
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She stopped talking to me.

    I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man :tongue: )

    She acted like her X-men comics were more important than spending time with me.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    his goatee gave me a rash...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Her mom has this trick she does!
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    He wouldn't buy me gluten free beer. :sad:
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    I didn't. She dumped me. :cry:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Excessive posting in chit chat threads.
  • xSirensSong
    xSirensSong Posts: 615 Member
    Because they kept insisting on waving their bacon all up in my face & wouldn't let me bite it. :cry:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    cause she bit my bacon...
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    She cooked bacon on her naked bikini body. It tasted like suntan lotion
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Ashley was so photogenic and attractive I couldn't concentrate and lost my job

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