Why did you dump the person above you?

Spnneil06

she hated my job.

MaxPower0102

She stopped saying HI when I stalked her

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he was a Stalker!

sw33tp3a11

Because I was envious of her lovely curls

funforsports

She took away all of my beef jerky.

N2Couture

Clearly he had a serious bromance, I couldn't hold a candle to it!

fearlessleader104

Didn't hold candles

La_Malfaisante

He was into fisting

Torontonius

she kept bumping into things

territhefrog

I said spank me....and he said, "Thank you."

Misshodge64

I pushed her dad down the stairs

MaxPower0102

She kept wanting to play 'Marco Polo' under the sheets

Spnneil06

He wouldn't play games in bed.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted to invite her Soccer Team to play in our bed!

N2Couture

She disliked group activities.

Spnneil06

When she was talking about activities it was usually something like pictionary, or monopoly. I was looking for something different!

Alastair007

don't .. gave me the line.. it's not you it's me.. ??

Spnneil06

He was always taking my words out of context, I was talking about a picture he thought was him but in fact it was me!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always uncontrollably speaking out and then saying it was out of context!

Spnneil06

When I said your butt looked big it was a compliment darn it!! Women!!!

kangakev

She would always run to the bathroom to throw up after a meal...but only when I cooked for her

Spnneil06

He couldn't cook. marshmallow mashed potatoes are not a thing!!!!!

Building_Bulk

I wanted to beat her to the punch. It was only a matter of time before she dumped me.

La_Malfaisante

I didn't, he dumped me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was dumped by sd and he told me why!

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mellyo77

He was too horny get it...horns.....

Spnneil06

he wanted me to suck on unsanitary things!

kangakev

she snored....everytime I began foreplay