Why did you dump the person above you?

MissSaturday

he prefer to sleep instead to be with me

HaleyNorman1

too pretty

FloyMcCaudie

Comeon? Why mine gotta be redhead?
k well, Cos other guys love redhead and I did it for em. #bruhcode

HaleyNorman1

his tummy hurt me...so.hard.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

was closer to my kid's age

MuscleAndMascara

oops too slow..

Because she was female?

ronmonkey

She wouldnt buy me a season ticket to the D-Backs

Sinisterly

Kept bugging me to go see Twilight after I'd said NOOOO over a thousand times..

FloyMcCaudie

Wanted to cuddle

WeepingAngel81

being a cougar just isn't for me

ronmonkey

Because that was MY photocopier

CannibalisticVegetarian

Because he wouldn't take down his Christmas tree.

Sinisterly

Kept wanting me to read A song of ice and fire outloud.. I WANTED TO.. Stuff. Yeah, stuff.

victal

Because Its bad luck to have your christmas tree up in January

victal

Because Its bad luck to have your christmas tree up in January

@ronmonkey

ronmonkey

She thought Leeds was the best place to be

victal

She thought Leeds was the best place to be

No actually Thailand is the best place to be, I just live in Leeds

Chillyfrog

Because she wouldn't take me to Thailand

Sinisterly

Refused to dress up as The Incredible Hulk for my birthday.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

She stole my specs

Jessicahanzlik

ate my hamster.

ronmonkey

Kept force feeding me Hershey's Kisses

MissSaturday

caught him skyping with another girl

JefferyArnold

Because anytime I had suggested going out or doing something, she was always washing her hair... It did always smell nice though.

brandileah111

Too busy with his bike.

mister_universe

too genetically perfect. wouldn't know what to do with all that.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

multiple personalities

ScorpionQwean

B/c he lives in Oregon and I live in Boston - @Mr.Universe

BonecrusherBrews

@Sharyn b/c you won't stop smiling at me.

Cali_Chica

We had extremely different taste in sports teams