Why did you dump the person above you?

_Tink_

He kept dating other women

tristan299

She could not take no for and answer and just kept coming back for more.

PurringMyrrh

He kept turning my socks into puppets

Bageeeta

She didn't have a real pic of herself on here! (some people)

tristan299

Because I am Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Too much vengeance and no love

NeedANewFocus

His farmers tan looks better then mine.

_Tink_

He was jealous of my tan

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like my tan

tristan299

he was over 100 years old

NeedANewFocus

He always marched to the beat of his own drum.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Wanted me to march to his drum

Bageeeta

Always wanted me arm his sister

kittykat11111

He never took the helmet off

Bageeeta

Always wanted me unprotected..

PurringMyrrh

He didn't rotisserie my chicken often enough.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Got her pic banned

PurringMyrrh

He kept rubbing it in.


Wait...that actually doesn't sound too bad.

GingerJenX3

because she didn't want to bungee jump with me:sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

because she didn't want to bungee jump with me:sad:

She went on weekend trips with out me