Why did you dump the person above you?

solarpower03

@Kelly112582: Liar, she dumped/unfriended me!

Salty_Sauce

He couldn't keep his shirt on

Alisontheice

He kept stealing my tank tops

Curtruns

her husband wouldn't accept me

Excuse_less

everything was a race

Curtruns

had a drinking problem

Phoenix__Rising

Always outrunning me!

jacques57

Wouldn't let me sit at the end of the couch.

Phoenix__Rising

Mistook me for the sofa.

BlackBetttie

Refused to share her shoes, ever...

La_Malfaisante

Didn't like peaches

L4manski

She was evil, or at least that was her name...

Salty_Sauce

He had no neck

ArtGeek22

I never saw his eyes!

Saucy_lil_Minx

She claimed to be an Art Geek, but never would go to the Galleries with me for the shows!!!

ilfaith

She wouldn't take it easy on me in self defense class. Just threw me around like a rag doll.

TX_Thundercat

She makes me feel fat.

Saucy_lil_Minx

She wouldn't take it easy on me in self defense class. Just threw me around like a rag doll.

Ahh Shucks my Key Lime Pie I would never toss you around!

I might break you, and that would make me sad!!

@ Tex- I have told you about that look before buddy!! That's it we are over!!!

solarpower03

@Nancy: Didn't let me caress her *kitten* after letting me spank them

La_Malfaisante

Didn't spank enough