Why did you dump the person above you?

LightKBH2O

afraid of catfish

Phoenix__Rising

Has a pet python. Snakes scare me.

_Tink_

Was headless. I heard that means you're a catfish (good thing I'm bodyless, that doesn't count).

La_Malfaisante

I'd never dump her

_BearNecessities_

I would never dump HER.

lucille_heather

Drank too much!

_JustDG_

Was too blonde.

jo_madre

Was too blonde.

I didn't. She keeps dumping me. She's a serial dumper.

_JustDG_

Was too blonde.

I didn't. She keeps dumping me. She's a serial dumper.

He told lies about me on the forums.

blueize70

She was damaged goods

Follow_me

I wouldn't dump her.

jo_madre

Was too blonde.

I didn't. She keeps dumping me. She's a serial dumper.

He told lies about me on the forums.

Oh, you so just lied to the forum

La_Malfaisante

He always accused me of lying.

Excuse_less

She kept wandering off with strangers

La_Malfaisante

He never gave me attention...I don't think he thought I was pretty enough

jo_madre

Lying would never get you dumped liar.

La_Malfaisante

He was not enough of a bad boy

kittykat11111

I just wasn't male enough for her

_BearNecessities_

Too cute and adorable for me

_Tink_

He was masquerading as bourbon.