Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    borst13: her mismatched tops and bottoms gave my OCD spaz attacks
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    He wouldn't let loose and live a little
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    She was too wild for me!
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    She caught me with her more attractive twin
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    He thought I had a twin, but it was me all along.
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    she wouldn't let me stroke her hair at night ...
  • blueize70
    blueize70 Posts: 1,101
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    She sang all the time and I couldn't sleep
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    sbecuase she's gorgeouls... and well I.. I am an EMU it was NOT going to workout... have you EVER seen a emu's junk???
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    sbecuase she's gorgeouls... and well I.. I am an EMU it was NOT going to workout... have you EVER seen a emu's junk???

    Beastiality was just not my thing.
  • Bostonsoul
    Bostonsoul Posts: 151 Member
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    Kid looked nothing like me :)
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Coz she found out on this thread that I had multiply relationships I was dumping. So she had to go too!!!!!!


    Just subtract the "s" from the "she", and same rule applies!
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    her tongue wouldn't reach my naughty bits :)
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Too Emu for me...
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She was my elementary school teacher
  • leeilaxoxo
    leeilaxoxo Posts: 66
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    He was too young lol
  • cronly
    cronly Posts: 307 Member
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    She was too young
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She never looked me in the eye.
  • evieslims
    evieslims Posts: 9 Member
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    He was immature ;)
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    She was younger than my daughter.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
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    Wouldn't get in my trunk.

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