Why did you dump the person above you?

LadyRN76

She took my Strawberry Shortcake sheets

Phoenix__Rising

Her boudoir photos blew our protein formula budget.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too cheap to let me take Boudoir pictures

DenDweller

The love potion wore off while she was away.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because he forgot all about me when I'd go away :brokenheart:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She forgot who i was.

Alisontheice

Kept reminding me who he was

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't realize who she really was

Phoenix__Rising

She had a liking for caviar .. 6 nights a week!

DenDweller

We were constantly running overbudget for photography supplies.

FabulousFantasticFifty

@ Phoenix - Because she was too cheap to buy me caviar; and BTW its seven days a week! :explode:

@ Den - He didn't like taking my picture anymore :sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

didn't like bacon

Phoenix__Rising

Got me tired of bacon.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

refused to cook bacon naked.

Phoenix__Rising

My body was burnt, cooking his bacon in the flesh!

FabulousFantasticFifty

@ Leo - Didnt get that I DONT LIKE BACON
so why would I cook it at all?

I actually love bacon, however my body does not :ohwell:

@ Phoenix - Oh My! :blushing:

asaw00

she is a close talker

siport

she kept trying to make me taste her farts!

asaw00

acted like a 12 year old boy

siport

says the girl who kept trying to pin me down and parp on me!!! :-)