Why did you dump the person above you?

_Calypso_

Leaves the door open to pee

MRSpivey

@RoseGoldDinos: She's unbalanced!
@_Calypso_: Under construction!

JefferyArnold

He always did "The Gun Show" pose when he'd walk into a restaurant.

charliex2202

all the other girls wanted him, I simply couldn't compete

MRSpivey

Kept humming the Adam's Family theme song

GingerJenX3

She had nicer hair than me!

@charlie

brewji

Didn't save her "How my day went" conversation for half-time.

Sinisterly

Ate all my twinkies and left the wrappers in the box.

cmira5ol

she wasnt down for a threesome

Sexywillbeback14

Had boobs bigger than me

brewji

Didn't use enough tongue.

Pinkee33

Too cute!

JefferyArnold

Always sent me phone pictures of the things she was doing with guys... That weren't me.

jjennyb4

Because he didn't have a Harley!

JefferyArnold

Never wanted to wrap her legs around a rocket... and I was just not old enough for a Harley.

sakuragreenlily

Never wanted to wrap her legs around a rocket... and I was just not old enough for a Harley.

He just wasn't old enough... I'm just not into guys who DON'T constantly worry that they might break a hip :0/

charliex2202

she liked to hide things

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Spent too much time on the lovely hair.

alipene

Too many problems...

Sinisterly

Swore the baby was mine!

CatrinEluned

Ran off with the milk man

LiteBrite007

Doesn't like answering awkward questions.

Sinisterly

Refused to rate my boob shot.

darkon

Cause she didnt like me going out with friends

Cre8veLifeR

because he checks on on FB every five minutes and we never had any privacy.

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darkon

She was jelly of me & facebook

charliex2202

cos i was completely crazy!

funforsports

Her idea and my idea of a massage didn't end the same

Sinisterly

His pervy messages were lacking :laugh: "because he's hot"