Why did you dump the person above you?

_Calypso_ · January 2014

Leaves the door open to pee

MRSpivey · January 2014

@RoseGoldDinos: She's unbalanced!
@_Calypso_: Under construction!

JefferyArnold · January 2014

He always did "The Gun Show" pose when he'd walk into a restaurant.

charliex2202 · January 2014

all the other girls wanted him, I simply couldn't compete

MRSpivey · January 2014

Kept humming the Adam's Family theme song

GingerJenX3 · January 2014

She had nicer hair than me!

@charlie

brewji · January 2014

Didn't save her "How my day went" conversation for half-time.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Ate all my twinkies and left the wrappers in the box.

cmira5ol · January 2014

she wasnt down for a threesome

Sexywillbeback14 · January 2014

Had boobs bigger than me

brewji · January 2014

Didn't use enough tongue.

Pinkee33 · January 2014

Too cute!

JefferyArnold · January 2014

Always sent me phone pictures of the things she was doing with guys... That weren't me.

jjennyb4 · January 2014

Because he didn't have a Harley!

JefferyArnold · January 2014

Never wanted to wrap her legs around a rocket... and I was just not old enough for a Harley.

sakuragreenlily · January 2014

Never wanted to wrap her legs around a rocket... and I was just not old enough for a Harley.

He just wasn't old enough... I'm just not into guys who DON'T constantly worry that they might break a hip :0/

charliex2202 · January 2014

she liked to hide things

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · January 2014

Spent too much time on the lovely hair.

alipene · January 2014

Too many problems...

Sinisterly · January 2014

Swore the baby was mine!

CatrinEluned · January 2014

Ran off with the milk man

LiteBrite007 · January 2014

Doesn't like answering awkward questions.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Refused to rate my boob shot.

darkon · January 2014

Cause she didnt like me going out with friends

Cre8veLifeR · January 2014

because he checks on on FB every five minutes and we never had any privacy.

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darkon · January 2014

She was jelly of me & facebook

charliex2202 · January 2014

cos i was completely crazy!

funforsports · January 2014

Her idea and my idea of a massage didn't end the same

Sinisterly · January 2014

His pervy messages were lacking :laugh: "because he's hot"

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