Why did you dump the person above you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a clothing optional lifestyle

ShrinkingKari

She wanted me to color my hair red. That actually IS a deal breaker for me.

nbp79

She didn't want to embrace her inner Jessica Rabbit

ThisCanadian

We always fought about blondes having more fun.

Alisontheice

She leftover shoes in the middle of the room and I tripped over them and bumped my head and realized she had potatoes in her closet...
Wait what was this about?

jacques57

I didn't. I couldn't. She dumped me because I had horrid table manners/

ThisCanadian

Yes, they were horrible.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like me eating at the table

ShrinkingKari

We kept wanting to wear the same outfit anytime we would go anywhere.

FabulousFantasticFifty

ugh!!! She'd always wear my clothes!

BeardedYoung

She kept pointing out my shortcomings and comparing me to George Clooney

jacques57

he had a mustache. Otherwise he was cute

nbp79

He burned half of our house practising magic tricks with fire.

BeardedYoung

I found his lack of beard disturbing - whoops


She kept yelling at me when I'd order chicken wings

jacques57

I found his lack of beard disturbing

It's true.

ShrinkingKari

@BeardedYoung, my 9 year old would like me to tell you that she thinks you are cute with your mustache.

I dumped him because he got mad when he caught me wearing his fez.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't grow a beard for me

BeardedYoung

Awww shucks.... I'm flattered.

I just grew this for you!!!

Alikittycat

Too much hair... Couldent find his lips. lol...

BeardedYoung

She said it's the beard or me.... I miss her