Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Would share her donuts
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    threw my dougnuts in the garbage!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Used the dishwasher for things other than washing dishes
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Really picky about how I used appliances
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    didn't stack the dishes right in the dishwasher
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She had OCD
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    lol!!!! He had ADD!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She took all my adderal
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    HIS ADD was soooo out of control he ran down the streets naked singing "i'm a little teapot"
  • CPrun1
    CPrun1 Posts: 550
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    she had a phobia of teapots
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    He just couldn't get passed the fact that I had a vagina, a penis, and a third nipple all located on my stomach!
  • BrillFit
    BrillFit Posts: 368
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    He just couldn't get passed the fact that I had a vagina, a penis, and a third nipple all located on my stomach!

    Well the above speaks for itself..
    lol
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    He wouldn't let me watch my TV show.
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    all she wanted to do was watch midget porn all day!
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Caught her with a "little person" in a baby bouncie seat while she was spanking him! (I'll never get that vision out of my head!)
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    lol!!!!!!
    He couldn't stop eating his own toe jam, ughhhhh
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    @baguette...Would say stuff like "your chariot awaits" and meant it...we were the only people with a freaking chariot

    @Janine...she was too cool for me
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Wouldn't sharpen my spear!
  • janine2355
    janine2355 Posts: 628 Member
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    lol!!! Cute!!
    She was to divalicous for me!

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