Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    edited October 2014
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    She could not stay in one place so I could stalk her while I'm sitting down.
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    He's too lazy, I need a workout partner!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She was always looking for more workout partners. I was never good enough!
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    spends a lot of time in bathroom taking selfies.
  • DrDreamer
    DrDreamer Posts: 124 Member
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    Refused to believe our long distance relationship would work.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Wanted to keep a long distance relationship even though I lived next door...
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    she thought HIIT was some sex game and I lost my patience
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I wasn't great at understand sex games...monopoly isn't a naked game?? since when!
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    easily loses patience after workout.
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    she tried to play monopoly when I took off my clothes...wth?!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She made me laugh to much my wifey got jealous!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She didn't like playing games in the nude!
  • staceybradleywells
    staceybradleywells Posts: 331 Member
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    She only wanted to play games in the nude.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    could not finish a game of monopoly without a happy ending.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Winning monopoly doesn't entitle him to a happy ending..he couldn't understand that!
  • staceybradleywells
    staceybradleywells Posts: 331 Member
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    ALWAYS wanted to play monopoly
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    she wouldn't share her belly dancing outfit...selfish people!!!
  • staceybradleywells
    staceybradleywells Posts: 331 Member
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    She always wanted me to share my costumes with her.
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    she didn't understand my reasons for dating women!!

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