Why did you dump the person above you?

staceybradleywells

She only wanted Fabulousfantasticfifty

Spnneil06

she was jealous...very jealous.

Spnneil06

she ridicules me constantly, but I loved it.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hated wearing socks, especially matching ones!

Spnneil06

She wanted to do everything barefoot

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had a problem with me "baring" parts of my body!

territhefrog

She was an exhibitionist.

_Tink_

She didn't turn into a princess when I kissed her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I wasn't a Princess, I was a Queen!

WMDemetree

She turned into a queen after I kissed her. I wanted her back the way she was.

Fvaisey

I didn't realize he was a drag queen until I kissed him....

territhefrog

He wanted me to dress as Kermit the transvestite frog.

Spnneil06

As a frog owner I didn't like this idea of putting stereotypes on our little green friends.

JtKeil

She had a blonde fetish and I didn't fit the bill

FabulousFantasticFifty

She forgot that Redheads were the ones who really were more fun!

Spnneil06

I actually had a girlfriend for each color hair and she thought I was slutty

JtKeil

I got tired of feeling self conscious about my poor brown hair

Spnneil06

I didn't, I love hair of all color!

WMDemetree

she could not run her fingers through my thick hair.