Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I made fun of him for using tarter sauce on his Pixie Sticks instead of his fish sticks!

MyTurn2BHappy

She didn't like my screwing around in public.. I embarrassed her

assthetik

on the day of our wedding, i forgot to zip my flies out of nervousness

FabulousFantasticFifty

He needs more than one fly and I always tease him about it!

ShaeDetermined

she was always taking the words out of my mouth

GordieLaChance

Her 5 sons beat me up

Ripfit138

@ Shaindi - She got tired of my tequila inspired shenanigans

MyTurn2BHappy

He let some kids beat him up and I made fun of him

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her not to make fun of people!

WMDemetree

I had nicer legs

Spnneil06

He stopped talking to me.

holagatita

she fell in love with a stripper

TheBeerRunner

I was the stripper...

holagatita

lol he had moves I'd never seen

Alisontheice

He didn't like when I'd judge his performances

Oxmarqt

I never had any $1's...

Alisontheice

He was always stealing my change

Spnneil06

I made it rain in the club!! spent all our dollars!

holagatita

She never had change for the vending machine

Spnneil06

Vending machines...totally addicted to them!