Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I'm a couch potato.

sw33tp3a11

I ate frog legs

emkayelle91

Bc I wasn't adventurous enough for her

Chieflrg

Because I was twice her age....

Spnneil06

he had a strange age thing.

Chieflrg

She thought I was cheating on her with one of her multiple personalities.

_JustDG_

It was all a big misunderstanding!

assthetik

she wanted me to perform CPR on her dying horse. wha???????

holagatita

he looked better than me in blue shirts

_Figgzie_

I couldn't stop creeping her

Spnneil06

he was such a creeper!

Misshodge64

Cause she didn't wear weave

territhefrog

She insisted I get my hair cut short.

Isagirl72

spent too much time network marketing and web design... while streaming star wars movies in the background

TheBeerRunner

I drove a small, fuel efficient car, not a big jacked up truck.

Isagirl72

I like VW jettas.... lol that's small and efficient , I took too many selfies happy with my new me

territhefrog

I kept drawing on her with magic markers when she was asleep.

Spnneil06

I woke up with mustaches every morning.

ilfaith

I refused to get out of bed when she was trying to change the sheets.