Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

he wore angel wings everywhere. so embarassing

FrozenSongBird

I ate all her gummi bears.

PapaPeace

I wouldn't give her my gummy bears.

summerhaze71

he didn't know how to share

lawandfitness

I stole her favourite lipstick

N2Couture

I didn't wear lipstick colours she liked much.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hated the fact that I wear red lipstick 24/7!

lawandfitness

I tried to make her wear pink lipstick

Drea_h85

I told her I'm done with her bitting.

lawandfitness

Drea_h85 wrote: »

I told her I'm done with her bitting.

But you swore you liked it!

ApexofApes

She doesn't date cartoons.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was a little bit scared of him! (him???)

territhefrog

I called her a chicken.

siport

she got bored with my need for selfies

Spnneil06

He never could get his pics right! Frustrating! One day he looks like a monster, the next day he looks hot. Told him it's about the lighting!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told him that I wanted a man who walked upright and he hadn't yet evolved!

Spnneil06

He was always complaining about the holes in his knees! Buck up buttercup!