Why did the person above you dump you?

lunalee84

She was embarrassed of my clothes every time we went out.

darkon

I coulnd't keep up with her workouts

lunalee84

He'd rather sleep through our 'workouts'

simon0000

Didn't fancy group workouts...!

magnum26

Didn't have enough numbers in my username

assthetik

i had no numbers in my username and he didnt like that

Spnneil06

His username was better then mine he thought!

MaxPower0102

Me: Our love is like the ocean.
Her: Awww, that's sweet. How so?
Me: When I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.
<pause>
Her: Pack it up, buddy!

Spnneil06

HE CALLED ME FAT!!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her I loved all of her and she misunderstood!

MaxPower0102

...

Spnneil06

he would never say anything...just stared at me.

MaxPower0102

She always mistook my Admiration for Creepiness

Spnneil06

He thought I was stuck up.

therealblackdahlia

I didn't live up to her expectations

johnmurphymfp

Because I took her red hair bow.

MegzC321

Anahita_Swims wrote: »

she didn't like me when i got drunk

I didn't drink enough!

Timshel_

Was asking you to wear a strap-on THAT bad? Sheesh.

cakebatter07

didn't like to show his face

Timshel_

cakebatter07 wrote: »

didn't like to show his face

lol. My face is closer to showing that yours. She dumped me cuz...well...da face!