Things your partner should never do?

delicatecollarbones
delicatecollarbones Posts: 1
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For example: hesitating when you ask if you look fat in a dress :laugh:
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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Get herpes
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    wipe out our joint bank accounts then hire an ahole divorce lawyer...
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Try to broker a drug deal with a Mexican cartel.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Lie and cheat. :mad:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    For example: hesitating when you ask if you look fat in a dress :laugh:

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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    mention their ex had her own stylist.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    For example: hesitating when you ask if you look fat in a dress :laugh:

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    Damnit, I can't help myself...

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  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.
  • golfmanwl
    golfmanwl Posts: 69
    Lie and cheat. :mad:

    This.
  • WhisperAnne
    WhisperAnne Posts: 453 Member
    Cheat and abuse.

    Either of those and they are gone
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Eat the last piece of pizza.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    asking if you look fat in a dress.
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Say "Hey maybe you should lose some weight, you'd look better!"
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Join MFP....
  • momofGD
    momofGD Posts: 110 Member
    Dutch oven you.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Openly discuss your sexual habits and how they compare to an ex's, and describe you as more "accommodating."
  • fitmalika
    fitmalika Posts: 16
    introduce you as 'my friend'
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Eat the last piece of pizza.

    That or the last slice of bacon.
  • icame2win60
    icame2win60 Posts: 75
    POOP!
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Give me a dirty sanchez
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Drink the last beer!!!its just wrong. :drinker: :drinker:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    the tighter the better lol :tongue:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Forget about Valentine's Day. This infuriates me.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Piss me off.

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