Things your partner should never do?

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  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Drink the last beer!!!its just wrong. :drinker: :drinker:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    the tighter the better lol :tongue:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Forget about Valentine's Day. This infuriates me.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Piss me off.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    take the gag out :tongue:
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    Fart tent me under the covers!
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    Drive our children around drunk off of his *kitten*!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Threaten leave. (I'll help pack)
  • SmilinSue12
    SmilinSue12 Posts: 71 Member
    When I say "I need a 25 more lbs to lose", answer: "35".... :noway:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.

    No, definitely not. I will say though, that I know how to put a woman in a place she likes and keep her there.
    I rather build things that function flawlessly for special tasks instead of re-purposing things in half-*kitten* attempts.
    There are those that do and those that try.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    When I say "I need a 25 more lbs to lose", answer: "35".... :noway:

    Or when you say "I need to lose 35 more" and they say "gross, you'll look disgusting if you lose more than another 5 and I'll no longer find you attractive"
  • mteague277
    mteague277 Posts: 145 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.

    No, definitely not. I will say though, that I know how to put a woman in a place she likes and keep her there.
    I rather build things that function flawlessly for special tasks instead of re-purposing things in half-*kitten* attempts.
    There are those that do and those that try.

    Now I just keep picturing danny devito attempting all this...
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.

    Having sex with one of their family members would be worse
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    Say no... to anything... ever.... even THAT!..... especially THAT! :angry:

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