Things your partner should never do?

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  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    take the gag out :tongue:
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    Fart tent me under the covers!
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    Drive our children around drunk off of his *kitten*!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Threaten leave. (I'll help pack)
  • SmilinSue12
    SmilinSue12 Posts: 71 Member
    When I say "I need a 25 more lbs to lose", answer: "35".... :noway:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.

    No, definitely not. I will say though, that I know how to put a woman in a place she likes and keep her there.
    I rather build things that function flawlessly for special tasks instead of re-purposing things in half-*kitten* attempts.
    There are those that do and those that try.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    When I say "I need a 25 more lbs to lose", answer: "35".... :noway:

    Or when you say "I need to lose 35 more" and they say "gross, you'll look disgusting if you lose more than another 5 and I'll no longer find you attractive"
  • mteague277
    mteague277 Posts: 145 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.

    No, definitely not. I will say though, that I know how to put a woman in a place she likes and keep her there.
    I rather build things that function flawlessly for special tasks instead of re-purposing things in half-*kitten* attempts.
    There are those that do and those that try.

    Now I just keep picturing danny devito attempting all this...
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.

    Having sex with one of their family members would be worse
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    Say no... to anything... ever.... even THAT!..... especially THAT! :angry:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    untie himself....:tongue:


    Hahahahahaha.

    You Need to work on your knots. I suggest using neck ties.

    GIRL! Don't you ruin my nice silk ties for some cheap dalliance! I gots to wear them to work!

    Trust me, its worth the cost of a new tie.

    Lame.

    if you don't use high grade Japanese rope or thick stainless restraints, you're just a tourist.

    You related to ariel castro?

    Lolz.

    No, definitely not. I will say though, that I know how to put a woman in a place she likes and keep her there.
    I rather build things that function flawlessly for special tasks instead of re-purposing things in half-*kitten* attempts.
    There are those that do and those that try.

    Now I just keep picturing danny devito attempting all this...

    why picture it when you can be a part of it?
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  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Say no... to anything... ever.... even THAT!..... especially THAT! :angry:


    No.
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    say their ideal girlfriend is Kim Kardashian when you're physically the polar opposite and prefer having s** discreetly than publicising yourself.
  • DiamondDust75
    DiamondDust75 Posts: 46
    Take out the trash and not replace the bag in the can.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    Say no... to anything... ever.... even THAT!..... especially THAT! :angry:


    No.

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    ^ maybe 1 more drink and you'll say yes!
  • Jamie_Jamz
    Jamie_Jamz Posts: 26
    Watch the most recent episode of OUR show without me! :angry:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.

    The Graduate?
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.

    Having sex with one of their family members would be worse

    No dude that I've been with should ever go up inside one of my family members. It's disgusting to think about and awkward to say the least. lol.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Have sex with one of my family members. -__- lol.

    The Graduate?

    No, real life experience lol.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    trade me in for an older person dam her
  • KariOrtiz2014
    KariOrtiz2014 Posts: 343 Member
    cheat on me.. :devil:
  • anybeary
    anybeary Posts: 188 Member
    Try to cut me down to size. I hate personal/professional jealousy from a partner and I seem to get it a lot.
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    deny me sex.....if Im happy I would never consider cheating.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    Dutch oven you.

    Co-worker does this to his wife.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    Fart tent me under the covers!

    Dutch oven. Classic!
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    Try to pass off cauliflower as actual food.

    Cook fish in the house.

    Cook cabbage in the house.
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    He should not:

    1. Wear my underwear. Skirts are ok, but only if he goes commando.
  • kabrube2
    kabrube2 Posts: 21 Member
    can you do that?
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    He should not:

    1. Wear my underwear. Skirts are ok, but only if he goes commando.

    I Told you Woman!!! It's a Kilt Dammit!! Hahaha!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    He should not:

    1. Wear my underwear. Skirts are ok, but only if he goes commando.

    I Told you Woman!!! It's a Kilt Dammit!! Hahaha!

    It's a skirt and you know it, hippie!

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