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Nimue108

I had a friend who was adopting and was at Babies R Us to pick up stuff when someone asked her when she was due. She looked at them and said 'The baby is due in December, but I am adopting so this is just ice cream' I laughed so hard when she told me.:laugh:

laurenz2501

I USED to get this question quite frequently. You know what shuts them and makes sure that they never ask again, AS WELL AS helps spread word to not ask??

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"Nope, just fat" :devil: :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil: :devil: :devil:

I say it cheerfully, and with a big *kitten* smile

LOL!! Thanks so much for the supportive comments everyone! I love MFP You guys are hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh about it. I was crushed last night! :flowerforyou:

laurenz2501

Step 1: Buy awesome high voltage tazer.

Step 2: Taze anyone who asks anything remotely like that or tries to touch your belly.

After 1 or 2 people, you might just buy one of those fake baby bumps just to have the excuse to taze another D-Bag!

OMG I would be MORTIFIED if someone I didn't know tried to touch my belly!! Even if I WAS pregnant! NO NO NO!

::off to buy tazer:: :laugh:

laurenz2501

I got a good one once... a mum at my daughters nusery asked me that question... i said no im not and she said 'oh... its just because i am expecting so thought you were' - what???? so cos your having a baby you think i am too.. well no love just got baby weight from thye last one!!!

Jeezzzzz!!

Yeah what?! That makes no sense whatsoever. She probably just didn't know what else to say. In my case, at least the guy seems to not have all the lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean. I asked others and they said "No we never heard that. Don't listen to him. He's a moron" :laugh:

laurenz2501

I got the "Are you having a baby?" Question...


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DO PEOPLE ASK THAT QUESTION?!?! :devil: :brokenheart: :sad: :huh:

What were you wearing at the time? Loos-fitting shirts and dresses can make even the slimmest woman look pregnant.

Well, I'm a Correctional Officer and I have a big duty belt that's covered by my jacket. I told him that's what it was...

ETA: But I'm 100% sure he's seen me without the jacket on. Also maybe because I eat both lunch and dinner at work on this shift (I work 2-10PM) and I eat here and there when I get hungry...So they might see me eating SEEMINGLY all the time :laugh:

Francl27

Ugh. I'm sorry