What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

ArtemisRuns
ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
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I'm a fabulous 45 and it's time for me to come out and spill the beans.

Guys, do you want to know what a woman wants? Send me your questions.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Whatever makes me happy sets you free..
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    She can only speak for herself, not all women! Sheesh. For instance, I don't want or need diamonds or visible abs. I want and need good grass-alfalfa mix hay and plenty of firewood.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm a fabulous 45 and it's time for me to come out and spill the beans.

    Guys, do you want to know what a woman wants? Send me your questions.

    What qualifies you to answer this question for all women?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Um... what? :huh:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    huh?
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    I'm a fabulous 45 and it's time for me to come out and spill the beans.

    Guys, do you want to know what a woman wants? Send me your questions.


    congratulations!! it takes a lot of courage to come out, especially in a public forum like this!! but no one should stop you from being yourself, gay, straight or anything in between!!!
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    Yeah no.

    Your wants at 45yo are faaaaaaar different than mine at 24yo
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Now how do you know what I want?? Diamonds would be just fine with me.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    And two naked guys... one cooking, the other cleaning.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    And two naked guys... one cooking, the other cleaning.
    Oh god no.. Imagine they ruined their chiseled bodies with grease and cleaners! NUUUU!!! THE HUMANITY!!!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

    I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

    And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Now how do you know what I want?? Diamonds would be just fine with me.



    Good for you. I said I ( not you) want hay and firewood.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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    Just the cutest thing I've seen all day
    thank-you!
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I'm in. Not really sure what I'm in for....but there is no turning back now.
  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
    I knew this would be fun. Saboteur you are looking the best so far.
  • AmazinglyKriss
    AmazinglyKriss Posts: 29
    please. tell me what i want.. i can't figure it out on my own lol
  • _NAUTILUS_
    _NAUTILUS_ Posts: 239 Member
    Ummm... I was told there was going to be boobz here..........am I to assume there will be no boobz? :cry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Now how do you know what I want?? Diamonds would be just fine with me.



    Good for you. I said I ( not you) want hay and firewood.

    I have some dry leaves and a book of matches. Sup girl?
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    A genie in a bottle?
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

    I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

    And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.


    I'll take 2 for me and one to give my mom for her birthday, please.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    How in the world are you going to tell a guy what I want when even I don't know what I want???
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I would hazard to say only boys want to know what a girl wants.

    *drop mic & walks off stage
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Now how do you know what I want?? Diamonds would be just fine with me.



    Good for you. I said I ( not you) want hay and firewood.

    I have some dry leaves and a book of matches. Sup girl?


    Horse owner who heats a 130-year-old farmhouse with wood. COLD here in Michigan!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    Why do women crave attention and start threads like this?
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    The story of Lady Ragnell comes to mind...
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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    Kitteh!!
  • _NAUTILUS_
    _NAUTILUS_ Posts: 239 Member
    Girls love the smell of sex panther. 60% of the time....it works every time!

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