What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

    I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

    And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.


    I'll take 2 for me and one to give my mom for her birthday, please.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    How in the world are you going to tell a guy what I want when even I don't know what I want???
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    I would hazard to say only boys want to know what a girl wants.

    *drop mic & walks off stage
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    Now how do you know what I want?? Diamonds would be just fine with me.



    Good for you. I said I ( not you) want hay and firewood.

    I have some dry leaves and a book of matches. Sup girl?


    Horse owner who heats a 130-year-old farmhouse with wood. COLD here in Michigan!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
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    Why do women crave attention and start threads like this?
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
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    The story of Lady Ragnell comes to mind...
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
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    It's okay! I'll fix it!!!

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    Kitteh!!
  • _NAUTILUS_
    _NAUTILUS_ Posts: 239 Member
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    Girls love the smell of sex panther. 60% of the time....it works every time!
  • HanamiDango
    HanamiDango Posts: 456 Member
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    Excuse me ma'am, but at 45 years old, what qualifies you for a girl? Woman, or female I see, however girl I do not see. Thanks ^_^
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    I'm in. Not really sure what I'm in for....but there is no turning back now.

    I'm with her ^ :laugh:
  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
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    It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.
  • Bennysammysofie2
    Bennysammysofie2 Posts: 137
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    I think I'd like some ST with a hint of FU
  • shazzannon
    shazzannon Posts: 117 Member
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    I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

    I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

    And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.

    Hai gurl hai!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Where should I send my list of qualifications?
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




    Sammiches.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.

    Backtrack no jutsu!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




    Sammiches.

    I will take two please. :flowerforyou:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Where should I send my list of qualifications?

    Please PM.

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