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"I sleep in a drawer."0
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Run Free Willy, Run like you never have before..
Of course he is talking to a whale.0 -
"Fish heads, fish heads, rolly poly fish heads."0
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Son, a woman is a lot like... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and...
No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one...you want to drink another woman.0 -
"Will you cook my dinner for me? My mom won't let me use the stove"0
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No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz. - Homer0
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Flanders-These ski pants feel like you are wearing nothing at all (shakes butt), nothing at all (shakes butt) nothing at all (shakes butt).
Homer- Stupid sexy Flanders0 -
What kind of drunk do you think I am?!?! HEY! Somebody left beer in this ashtray! Sluuuuuuurp!
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean, S-M-A-R-T!0 -
"The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing, goldfish-tenders?! Bosh! Flimshaw!"0
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Dr. Nick: [singing] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.0
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My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.0
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Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed...
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy!
I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on
Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door]
[pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
[closes the door]
Marge: Well, DUH!
Inside Homer's Mind: "Dental Plan. Lisa Needs Braces!"0 -
Homer: People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.0
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Krusty singing: "I'm just visiting Springfield prison, I get to sleep at home tonighhhhhhhht!!!!!0
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Hehe!! Who else is reading these in the characters voices!! I love it0
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Beer, the cause and solution to all life's problems
-Homer0 -
Best thread ever!
"Ow my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" - Lenny0 -
Ralph Wiggum: I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!0
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