Favorite Simpsons quotes

Kiwi_Made
Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
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I've done this one before, but like a year ago. But I'm doing it again! GO!

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!" - Nick Riviera
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    "I sleep in a drawer."
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  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    Run Free Willy, Run like you never have before..

    Of course he is talking to a whale.
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    "Fish heads, fish heads, rolly poly fish heads."
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Son, a woman is a lot like... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and...
    No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one...you want to drink another woman.
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
    "Will you cook my dinner for me? My mom won't let me use the stove"
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
    No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz. - Homer
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Flanders-These ski pants feel like you are wearing nothing at all (shakes butt), nothing at all (shakes butt) nothing at all (shakes butt).
    Homer- Stupid sexy Flanders
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    What kind of drunk do you think I am?!?! HEY! Somebody left beer in this ashtray! Sluuuuuuurp!

    I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
  • kellybean14
    kellybean14 Posts: 237 Member
    "The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing, goldfish-tenders?! Bosh! Flimshaw!"
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    Dr. Nick: [singing] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    homerbeer1.jpg
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed...
    Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
    something you created is making so many people happy.
    Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy!
    I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on
    Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door]
    [pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
    [closes the door]
    Marge: Well, DUH!


    Inside Homer's Mind: "Dental Plan. Lisa Needs Braces!"
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Homer: People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Krusty singing: "I'm just visiting Springfield prison, I get to sleep at home tonighhhhhhhht!!!!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Hehe!! Who else is reading these in the characters voices!! I love it :)
  • mikeroybal
    mikeroybal Posts: 111 Member
    Beer, the cause and solution to all life's problems

    -Homer
  • toiletski
    toiletski Posts: 126 Member
    Best thread ever!

    "Ow my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" - Lenny
  • freezerburn2012
    freezerburn2012 Posts: 273 Member
    Ralph Wiggum: I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
    "My cat's breath smells like catfood" - Ralph
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
    Homer (bursting into Barts bedroom) BART YOU WANT SOME BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED???

    Bart: AHHHHH!!! Dad, I'm a little on edge right now, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't burt into my room brandishing a butcher knife"

    Homer: Oh I', sorry, what was I thinking (leaves room, bursts back in wioth hockey mask and chainsaw)

    BART YOU WANNA WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK???

    Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • myurav
    myurav Posts: 165 Member
    "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar!" - Ralph Wiggum
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
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  • EnderNC
    EnderNC Posts: 383 Member
    "Supernintendo Chalmers!"- Ralph
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  • aricbramlett
    aricbramlett Posts: 16 Member
    When Homer goes to buy a pistol and he is told he has to wait for the 7 day waiting period.

    Homer: "But I'm mad now!"
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Ralph: I bent my Wookie!
  • toiletski
    toiletski Posts: 126 Member
    Homer (bursting into Barts bedroom) BART YOU WANT SOME BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED???

    Bart: AHHHHH!!! Dad, I'm a little on edge right now, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't burt into my room brandishing a butcher knife"

    Homer: Oh I', sorry, what was I thinking (leaves room, bursts back in wioth hockey mask and chainsaw)

    BART YOU WANNA WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK???

    Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    hahahah this ^^^
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Milhouse - " Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

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