Favorite Simpsons quotes
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"Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"0
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"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more." -- Jeff Albertson AKA Comic Book Guy0
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RALPH: I heard your dad went into a restuarant and ate on the food in the restuarant and they had to close the restaurant.0
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HOMER: "To start, press any key." Where's the "Any" key?0
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"Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"
`The forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.0 -
"I don't have any opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything." -- Principal Skinner0
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"Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog."0
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This whole bit is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfTXQJbnXaM0
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“Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He’s the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.”0
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"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."0
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I didn't do it. ~ O.J.0
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"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything" -Bart Simpson0
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"What are you gonna do, release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths andf when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead!"0
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"Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?" -Homer Simpson0 -
I didn't do it. ~ O.J.
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
~Homer J. Simpson~0 -
You know, I think El Barto is Milhouse - Homer0
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He can talk, he can talk, he can talk
I can siiiiiiiiiiing
Help me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
OOOOHHHHHH Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius0 -
(Homer laughing while it's snowing, laughing joyfully)
"Kids do you know what this means!?" "I don't have to pick up the dog's poops!"
(Homer continuing to laugh and cry with joy falls to his knees)0 -
My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
I was just talking about this one the other day!0 -
"I was saying Boo-urns..."0
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Max Power!
He's the man,
Whose name you'd love to touch!
But you mustn't touch.
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
Cuz his name can be said by anyone!
-Homer changes name-0 -
<< "It's nothin' more than what God gave me, ye Puritan pukes!"
>> "Ye got any grease?"
Yeah, we got grease."
"Then GREASE me up, woman!"
>> "Oh, your powers of deduction are astounding. You shouldn't be here with all the crime afoot, the city needs you, go! GO!"
>> "Aww, $20! I wanted a peanut!
$20 can buy MANY peanuts!
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"0 -
My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
I was just talking about this one the other day!
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's H-Q-P-A-R-Z-U-F-W-Y-U-X-P-Z-M-D-Y-H (trails off).
-A Young Rainier Wolfcastle0 -
"Give me that ya' noodle-armed choir boy!"
Groundskeeper, or should I say Grinskeeper... no, it's Groundskeepr... WILLY!0 -
"Mr. Simpson, I'm scared"
"This is our life now, Milhouse. We're dumpster folk."
Cracked me up big time xD0 -
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