Favorite Simpsons quotes

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  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
    "Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"
  • Devasation
    Devasation Posts: 145 Member
    "Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more." -- Jeff Albertson AKA Comic Book Guy
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    RALPH: I heard your dad went into a restuarant and ate on the food in the restuarant and they had to close the restaurant.
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    HOMER: "To start, press any key." Where's the "Any" key?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow"

    `The forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
  • Devasation
    Devasation Posts: 145 Member
    "I don't have any opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything." -- Principal Skinner
  • toiletski
    toiletski Posts: 126 Member
    "Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog."
  • SgtZabka
    SgtZabka Posts: 74 Member
    This whole bit is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfTXQJbnXaM
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    “Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He’s the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.”
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dceB3SKBw9w

    "She needs premium dude! PREMIUUUUUM! DUUUUUUDE!"
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
  • vinniesooner
    vinniesooner Posts: 119 Member
    I didn't do it. ~ O.J.
  • Rerun201
    Rerun201 Posts: 125 Member
    "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything" -Bart Simpson
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
    "What are you gonna do, release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths andf when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead!"
  • Rerun201
    Rerun201 Posts: 125 Member
    Also,

    "Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?" -Homer Simpson
  • I didn't do it. ~ O.J.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
    ~Homer J. Simpson~
  • jp619
    jp619 Posts: 20
    You know, I think El Barto is Milhouse - Homer
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    He can talk, he can talk, he can talk
    I can siiiiiiiiiiing
    Help me Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    OOOOHHHHHH Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
  • Ironhead3td
    Ironhead3td Posts: 40 Member
    (Homer laughing while it's snowing, laughing joyfully)

    "Kids do you know what this means!?" "I don't have to pick up the dog's poops!"

    (Homer continuing to laugh and cry with joy falls to his knees)
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

    I was just talking about this one the other day!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "I was saying Boo-urns..."
  • jp619
    jp619 Posts: 20
    Max Power!
    He's the man,
    Whose name you'd love to touch!
    But you mustn't touch.
    His name sounds good in your ear,
    but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
    Cuz his name can be said by anyone!

    -Homer changes name-
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    << "It's nothin' more than what God gave me, ye Puritan pukes!"



    >> "Ye got any grease?"

    Yeah, we got grease."

    "Then GREASE me up, woman!"



    >> "Oh, your powers of deduction are astounding. You shouldn't be here with all the crime afoot, the city needs you, go! GO!"



    >> "Aww, $20! I wanted a peanut!

    $20 can buy MANY peanuts!

    Explain how!

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
    My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

    I was just talking about this one the other day!

    Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's H-Q-P-A-R-Z-U-F-W-Y-U-X-P-Z-M-D-Y-H (trails off).

    -A Young Rainier Wolfcastle
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
    "Give me that ya' noodle-armed choir boy!"

    Groundskeeper, or should I say Grinskeeper... no, it's Groundskeepr... WILLY!
  • "Mr. Simpson, I'm scared"
    "This is our life now, Milhouse. We're dumpster folk."

    Cracked me up big time xD
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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