Favorite Simpsons quotes

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  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    Homer (taking a final exam for a remedial science class in order to graduate high school): OK, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me.... but let's just get through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

    Homer's brain: It's a deal!
  • Pain_Train
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  • Devasation
    Devasation Posts: 145 Member
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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible." -- Ralph Wiggum
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders"

    Homer: "He was a zombie?"
  • Pain_Train
    Pain_Train Posts: 36
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Treehouse of Horror, Shining parody:

    Homer: All work and no play make Homer something something...

    Marge: Go crazy?

    Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

    Seriously!!!! Get your quotes right!!!
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
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    and when they say something's not funny, you better not not laugh your *kitten* off.
  • kimpar2
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    Chief Wiggum (flashback): "Ahhh nothing beats a goooood porno movie".

    Krusty (in front): "Chief Wiggum! Is this a bust?!"

    Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. That's what it is, a bust!"

    Lisa (present day): "That story isn't appropriate for children!"

    Wiggum: "Really? I keep my pants on in this version".
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. - Homer
  • Pain_Train
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  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
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    Homer - "Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."

    Marge - "Go crazy?"

    Homer - "Don't mind if I do......." [goes crazy]
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T." - Homer
  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
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    Homer's ghost - "Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven."

    Marge - "Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house..."

    Homer's ghost - "Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus."
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    This is my favourite though

    Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.

    Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.
  • Pain_Train
    Pain_Train Posts: 36
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    This is my favourite though

    Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.

    Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.

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  • foxivan
    foxivan Posts: 2 Member
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    Homer approaches a Gym: "Guiem? What's a guiem?" Homer walks into the gym: "Ohhhhh A Guuiiiem!"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
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    "Bart's teacher's name is Krabapple? I've been calling her Krandle!"
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Dr. Nick: [singing] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

    I am dying!!! I have probably burned 100 cals laughing thinking about this one :)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    DORIS: Well, the world is safe for now, eh Fallout Boy
    RALPH: What's for lunch today?
    DORIS: Next!
    RALPH: Chicken Necks?

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