Seinfeld Quotes
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He can just sit there in his office with his bayonet and stop freaking me out. -Elaine
This is fun but would be more fun with someone to join me. That may not have been the only time I ever have used that sentence0 -
Really??? No Seinfeld fans???0
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I don't have a Square to spare.-Elaine
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omg I was so up in this forum I LOVE Seinfeld. however I have the worst memory of life and cannot remember any quotes.
oh wait!!!
"SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!"0 -
It's Moops!0
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Kramer "You look like a pirate"
Jerry " But I don't wanna be a pirate"
Elaine "Can you spare a squre"
Woman in bathroom stall "No, I don't have a spare to square, I can't spare a square"
Elaine "You can't spare ONE SQUARE"0 -
"These pretzels are making me thirsty"0
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"He wasn't sponge worthy"0
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Shrinkage0
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(about Kramer) "Don't feed him !! If you feed him he'll never leave!"0
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Jerry' "It wasn't a pick! Just a scratch, NOT A PICK!!!"0
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
Oh this episode! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"0
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"they're real... and they're spectacular"0
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NO SOUP FOR YOU0
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All I said was I liked the pen!!0
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Yay!!!!!! We got it going!!!!
Believe it or not George isnt at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!!!!0 -
Best sitcom EVER!0 -
I don't have a square to spare - AKA my favorite Seinfeld quote of ALL TIME. AHAHAH0
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