Seinfeld Quotes

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broox80
broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
George: "Attention all front office morons, you all stink, sit on it and........rotate. This is George Costanza, I fear the reprisals. "
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  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    He can just sit there in his office with his bayonet and stop freaking me out. -Elaine

    This is fun but would be more fun with someone to join me. That may not have been the only time I ever have used that sentence :)
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Really??? No Seinfeld fans???
  • superhippiechik
    superhippiechik Posts: 1,044 Member
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    I don't have a Square to spare.-Elaine
    Haha!!!!
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
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    omg I was so up in this forum I LOVE Seinfeld. however I have the worst memory of life and cannot remember any quotes.
    oh wait!!!

    "SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!"
  • kerryberry666
    kerryberry666 Posts: 7 Member
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    It's Moops!
  • autumnlily31185
    autumnlily31185 Posts: 279 Member
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    Kramer "You look like a pirate"
    Jerry " But I don't wanna be a pirate"




    Elaine "Can you spare a squre"
    Woman in bathroom stall "No, I don't have a spare to square, I can't spare a square"
    Elaine "You can't spare ONE SQUARE"
  • Kaylala11
    Kaylala11 Posts: 11 Member
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    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 304 Member
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    "He wasn't sponge worthy"
  • AlanByam
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    Shrinkage
  • kobiemom
    kobiemom Posts: 218 Member
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    (about Kramer) "Don't feed him !! If you feed him he'll never leave!"
  • Leannek74
    Leannek74 Posts: 374 Member
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    Jerry' "It wasn't a pick! Just a scratch, NOT A PICK!!!"
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
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    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

    Oh this episode! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • YouCanCallMeRon
    YouCanCallMeRon Posts: 3 Member
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    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
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    "they're real... and they're spectacular"
  • DaveMurphy6
    DaveMurphy6 Posts: 130 Member
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    NO SOUP FOR YOU
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
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    All I said was I liked the pen!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Yay!!!!!! We got it going!!!!

    Believe it or not George isnt at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!!!!
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    HELLO5.gif

    Best sitcom EVER!
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
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    I don't have a square to spare - AKA my favorite Seinfeld quote of ALL TIME. AHAHAH