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  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
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    "Festivus for the rest of us" - Frank Costanza


    "so who has sex with the chicken? you have the rooster, the hen and the chicken. the rooster goes with the hen, so who is having sex with the chicken" - Frank Costanza
    "they are all chickens. the rooster has sex with them all" - Susan's Dad
    "that's perverse" - Frank Costanza

    "I call it, the Mannsiere" - Kramer
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
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    "What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy."
  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
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    Schmoopsie, no you're schmoopsie... what is it with these two. they actually had a five minute discussion over who was actually called schmoopsie. - George
  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
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    See, you can take a reservation. Anyone can take a reservation. The problem is that you can't keep the reservation - Jerry at car rental place
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
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    Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
  • JuzDuIt
    JuzDuIt Posts: 222 Member
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    Jerry: "Mulva?"

    Kramer: "Well, I'm out!"
  • fastfoodietofitcutie
    fastfoodietofitcutie Posts: 522 Member
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    "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
    "But you yada yada'd over the best part."
    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
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    "Steinbrenner's here, George is Dead, Call Me Back"

    "Hoochie Mama" and "Serenity Now"

    "The jerk store called and they're out of you!"

    “I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.”
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"

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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    You made out during Schindler's List? -Helen Seinfeld
  • autumnlily31185
    autumnlily31185 Posts: 279 Member
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    "get well, get well soon, we want you to get well"
  • Goal179
    Goal179 Posts: 314 Member
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    "Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay industries" - George
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
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    "Trust me, I know the look." :laugh:
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
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    "Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay industries" - George

    And you want to be my latex salesman?
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
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    "We're all winners!"

    "And suddenly... a new contender emerges...."
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    my neck feels like one gargantuan Monkey Fist.-peterman
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
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    I have been performing feats of strength all morning. – Frank Costanza
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    not that there's anything wrong with that
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
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    "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

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