Strangest/Awkward compliments?

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  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    My band director looked me up and down and said,"Brittany, I have something to ask you." so I go closer. He finishes with, "Are you losing weight? You look good." While looking me up and down again.




    Awkward.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    "Wow, your penis looks huge now that you have lost weight!" I changed my gym time to avoid that guy in the locker room.

    I was in a bar having a drink after a concert. Went to the toilets and a little old guy who was obviously very drunk was standing at the urinal beside me. He glanced and said 'Nice looking hose you got there' I managed to mutter something, and then he said 'I had one just like it when I was younger.'

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LeGaCyGiAnT124
    LeGaCyGiAnT124 Posts: 158 Member
    I don't really care if people comment about my weight, but when someone does that I don't talk to it's kind of akward lol. Best one I got was " You gained some weight since I last saw you". Well yes, yes I did. The last time you seen me I was in 9th grade. Lol.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    "Nice face" as I was running... UNCOOL!!!!!
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Was at a staff function at one of the guys' houses. went to sit on the floor and one guy says "Wait!" and throws a pillow at me. He said, "You have no cushion any more"... The whole room went silent. Awkward.
  • SugarLou57
    SugarLou57 Posts: 84 Member
    She said "Oh! You had your baby, congratulations!"
    I said "no, I lost 20 pounds but thank you for noticing"

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